Christian.
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
I mean why does my blog have to be about anything. Other than me. And the things I like. And/or dislike.
So I’m sitting here at work and one of the bus drivers comes up to the window, and I coulda SWORN that the words I hear come out of his mouth were, “Do you have a small pen, like an ink pen?” You see, we have a few normal-sized pens behind the desk, and then we have one of those huge, giant footlong clicky pens. I troll customers that pay for bus fare w/ their credit/debit cards by making them sign w/ the giant pen. I keep the little pens out of their immediate view. The results are pretty hilarious, but that’s a story for another day.
Anyways. I tried to give him one of the regular pens b/c they’re the smallest we have, and he goes, “No no, a straw. Do you guys have straws? Like for…”
Wait, what? Yes, for drinks, I know, but… Or for cocaine, but ya know. Everything this guy said was said w/ a straight face, so I don’t understand how he goes from asking about pens to asking about straws. I HEARD HIM SAY “PEN.” And last I checked, I’m not sitting at a drivethru window. Well, I’m tired enough that I could open my eyes, be sitting at a drivethru window, and not be surprised. I feel pretty exhausted today. But seriously, I know I’m not sitting at one.
So he goes, “Well I’ll be right back, I’m gonna go to the bathroom.”
I said okay and went to look in the food room for one, knowing full well that WE DON’T HAVE STRAWS. WHY WOULD WE HAVE STRAWS?!
Lol go to McDonald’s.
Submitted by spirited-astray
Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
… Just be careful out there.
Man that shit’s fucking dumb
We’re scared of pale things with razor sharp teeth, sunken eyes, and elongated faces because these things are not how normal human faces look. When the human mind sees a face that’s close enough to ours to be recognized as human but is disfigured, deformed, or otherwise fucked up, your mind isn’t sure what to make of it so it makes you uneasy. It’s the same reason a lot of kids are scared of clowns, it’s because the shapes and colors on their faces are all weird so their puny little snot-nosed minds interpret their clown make-up as some kind of deformity. It’s the same reason people with gaping holes where their eyes should be or hideous grins carved into their faces or half their teeth and nose missing are slightly unpleasant to look at.
THIS JUST IN: PEOPLE HAVE AN UNCANNY FEAR OF HORRIBLE DISFIGUREMENT OF THEIR OWN SPECIES.
Details forthcoming…
Christ. You may as well try to creep me out by saying HEY THOSE GUYS IN HELLRAISER WITH ALL THE KNIVES AND HOOKS AND SHIT IN THEIR FACES WERE CREEPY RIGHT WHY IS THAT HUH WHY IS THAT IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE REAL! OOH! SPOOKY!
Tell the one about the babysitter and the clown statue again, that’s scarier.
Hahaa… Christian, you should go to Arshin’s tumblr, b/c it’s full of dumb shit like that. It’s mostly all mainstream tumblr posts. He leaves himself open for a lot of ridicule sometimes. I don’t know whether the stupidity of his tumblr depresses me or makes me laugh. Also, his music taste may or may not invite snarky remarks from you. Sometimes he and I had overlapping music taste. But some of the bands he likes just aren’t good.
Attn rather freaky-looking spider that has started crawling up the wall that is less than a foot away from my face: YOu better keep crawling up and away from me, holy fuck.
Ugfh wtf, it turned around, humped the wall, came closer, and now it’s basically parallell w/ my face and crawling up the wall. Oh, and coming back down. Hope it doesn’t jump on my face, leaning awkwardly to the right, goodbye. Gettin’ offa here good job spider that’s right, keep crawling up & away. O_O
I saw this today and want4ed to post the quote on my blog. How convenient.
Nothing’s original anymore. Remakes and sequels and sequels and sequels. When’s it gonna stop?
get out of there cat. it’s not nice to hide in boxes when it is dark and you know people are going to be coming home.
Looks like Rileypants!
It’s Artemus. That little BRATT.
OMGZ A MESSAGE IT’S FROM PALMER JAHSKBDFCFEUSDHFBVZJHBZDVSDBDVXGHSFDHBVHBD
YOU GUIZ.
SHE’S BACK.
HI!
